My Experiment

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Last week I received an email from someone at work asking me to give a demo of this software I am responsible for to a new employee at work. From the name, I could tell the new employee was a woman, so out of curiosity I decided to research her. It turns out she is a recent college graduate, and she is a hot girl. We agreed that I would give her the demo in a week, which is this Friday.

Most of my interactions with young women have always been completely unexpected; it is nice that this one is scheduled, because it gives me time to prepare. Since I always become extremely nervous around young women, I decided to prepare by buying alcohol, with the intention of drinking it right before meeting her, and this should make me less nervous. I went to the store and bought a pack of 9% alcohol beers, and today I snuck it past the guards at work, into my office. I chose the beers because they package beer into conveniently sized cans, beer has a long shelf life when unopened, and the 9% alcohol makes it so that a single can has a strong enough effect on me.

So I will drink a can on Friday before I meet the hot girl, and we will see if I can give her the demo without getting noticeably nervous. My goal is not to make her my girlfriend, just to have a pleasant interaction with a young woman. We will find out Friday if I am successful.